🧙‍♂️ If Hogwarts Was a Brand, Here’s Why You’d Never Unfollow It

You didn’t just like Hogwarts.You wanted to live there. It wasn’t just a school.It was a whole identity. You picked your House before the Sorting Hat could.You wore the colors like war paint.You judged strangers based on whether they’d be Slytherin or Hufflepuff.And when someone said “I’ve never watched Harry Potter” – you mentally filed them under ✨irrelevant✨. That’s not fandom.That’s brand obsession. 💎 Hogwarts = The Cult Luxury Brand of Your Dreams Let’s break it down. If Hogwarts were real, it would be the Chanel of education.If you know, you know. And if you don’t… you’re not invited. 🎩 … Continue reading 🧙‍♂️ If Hogwarts Was a Brand, Here’s Why You’d Never Unfollow It

👑 Pharaohs Were the OG Brand Strategists

Before Gucci had logos, Pharaohs had hieroglyphs. When you think about it… Pharaohs had better brand recall than most companies today.They didn’t need ads. They didn’t need hashtags.They just needed a crown, a god complex, and a few thousand people building them a legacy. Forget PR teams. They had pyramids.And honestly? Your LinkedIn bio could never. It’s the earliest example of emotional branding and legacy-first strategy – straight out of ancient marketing genius. Obsessed for Centuries 🏺 We’re still not over them.A random mummy gets found and suddenly the internet is in a chokehold.The moment someone utters the word “tomb”, … Continue reading 👑 Pharaohs Were the OG Brand Strategists